Wednesday, October 7

Scuttle the smug bug

Name: Scuttle, Bootles, Scootle
Likes: Not growing, remaining fat & cute, incessant purring for no apparent reason, quacking like a duck, being vicious, licking things, biting, cheese, running & being swift
Dislikes: sleeping alone, not being allowed to lick things, dogs, not being the sole focus of everyone's attention, being chased, cats who don't want to play all the freaking time, sissies
Distinctive features: Tiny ginger hitler mustache, constant excessive use of claws to hold things down for licking (as seen in photo above), incessant quacking
Favourite pastimes: Chilling, living in the 'moment' & being mean to Deva

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