Since the election results came out I noticed something horribly alarming. My year old spoiled fatass of a cat, Bambi, has an uncanny resemblance to the new MP from northwest Delhi, Krishna Tirath.
KT's photo isn't too representative of her. It's a bit of a beauty shot for her, hides her gaping forehead. But yeah dudes! LOOK AT IT. I'm expecting a call from Congress headquarters any minute now.