Sunday, May 10

Murphy's top five most hated ways of getting eve-teased

1. The lascivious, slow, wet, deliberate biting down on the lower lip while looking at Murphy's tits.
2. The kissing noise
3. The accidentally on purpose bumping into Murphy
4. Following Murphy around. Ugh.
5. Hostile eye contact followed by any of 1 through 4



reeferjournal said...

1 happened to me today but it was a woman and I she was staring at my beard. That biting of lower lip is some scary shit.

Murphy said...

That counts as eve-teasing Listo. You should have said ghar main bhai baap nahi hai to her.