Reasons why I've enjoyed my day so far, even though I woke up at 11:30 and it's just 3:30 pm right now:
* My hair is finally long enough for me to just wind it up and stick a pencil in it. It legitimately stays up and everything!
* I was woken up in the awesomest way ever :)
* Everyone at work in Delhi seems to be feeling very guilty about my being ill and cooped up in West Bengal. So I'm getting indirect leverage to slack off.
* I'm wearing the monkey sipping a drink from a glass with a straw shirt. NOTHING goes wrong if I'm wearing this shirt. It's right up there with the red shirt with the silver monkey dressed as a ninja, which says NINJA.

I'm incoherent and I broke a plate today.