Shuffle meme aka tl;dr

1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer to the question

How does the world see me?
She's a Woman - The Beatles. Oh my. I had no idea.

Will I have a happy life? (what a dangerous question)
You can bring me flowers - Ray LaMontagne. Oh no! :(

What do my friends really think of me?
Jb's Blues - Jeff Beck. Right.

Do people secretly lust after me?
On with the Action (Live) - UFO. LOL! Yay Lights Out :)

How can I make myself happy?
PS I love you - The Beatles. Indeed.

What should I do with my life?
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane. I suddenly quite like this what-seemed-to-be-pointless activity. Drugs is the way to go.

What is good advice for me?
I've been used - Jeff Beck Group. : /

How will I be remembered?
My Song - Pat Metheny. :)

What is my signature dance song? (pfft)
Got to give it up - Thin Lizzy. Right.

What do I think my current theme song is? (the question makes no sense)
Penny Lane - The Beatles

What song will play at my funeral?
Oh My/Built for Comfort/Space child/Doctor Doctor (BBC Remasters) - UFO. Brilliant :)

What type of men do I like?
What's the new Mary Jane - The Beatles. So drugs really is the way to go? Subtle.

What is my day going to be like? (it's 3 am so I'll assume it means tomorrow)
Little Green - Joni Mitchell

What's your significant other like?
Michelle - The Beatles. Awww :)

What does next year have in store for me?
You know my name (look up the number) - The Beatles.

What do I say when life gets hard?
You've got to hide your love away - Anthology 2 disc 1 - The Beatles

What do you think of on waking up?
All shook up - Jeff Beck.

What do you want as a career?
For those who love to live - Thin Lizzy

What's your pornstar name?
Try me - UFO. ROFLMAO. Oh nos!

What is the thing I like doing the most?
A woman left lonely - Janis Joplin : / How very not Try Me.

My state of mind?
A remark you made - Weather Report.